Shaniquas Story

It all happened this Wednesday. It started like a normal day, I woke up at 7:30 like always I had bacon and eggs which was Oh so delicious. When I checked the clock I realized that i was over 20 minutes late!!! i screamed out "Good God In Heaven!" and then ran to the door with my purse. when i got to work my boss asked why I was so lat? I told him that I had some bad Chinese food that just didn't sit well with my stomach. He looked at me oddly and said TMI and told me to call in sick next time. So I just ignored it and went back to work, I was working on a big project for work. See I work at the Kitty Cloths For Fat Kitty's (KCFK for short) tI was working on a sweater model for a cat of 200 pounds or larger. then lunch break came around and i only had 20 minutes so i quickly ran out the building to my favorite place to eat KFC. I ran so fast. I decided to take the subway because it would be quicker. and that is how i got stuck in the subway revolver. there for i believe that KFC although it is my favorite place to eat should pay me 2,000,000,000 for my inconvenience. I mean is it so much to ask for a little money, look what the old lady did to McDonald's and the coffee says hot right on it!!!! There was no warning on KFC chicken like: CAUTION may cause bloating or inconvenient wedging in tight spaces.